October 2011
4 posts
RED OCTOBER, BABY!!
Some people said StL shouldn’t’ve even made it to the play offs. Eff that! We earned it, and we KILLED IT! Best series ever! And all y’all StL haters can suck it!
9am and the moon is still out...
I think it’s going to be a good day.
Sometimes, it's hard to wake up and start a new...
26!
My mom is the coolest. She just called me and sang a happy birthday dirge; it’s my new favorite!
“Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Pain and sorrow fill the air,
People dying everywhere.
Happy birthday…”
September 2011
13 posts
Punctuation Appreciation!
Punctuation of the day: the APOSTROPHE
Apostrophes are important!
ex:
who’re vs whore
Bored as balls...
I’m stuck here for another 4 hours. I’ve already cleaned everything I can think of. And I’ve made everything I can make. I’ve pretty much exhausted my resources here. All I have left is a book, but it’s not a novel, it’s a manga and will only last me an hour at best. Shoot me nao! >.
How did we get to this point?
When asked the question of my ethnicity, my ONLY two options are “Hispanic or Latino” or “Not Hispanic or Latino”
…Really?
There’s a mosquito in my house. I keep trying to kill it, but it zooms behind me just quickly enough to get out out my line of site, and then I have to wait for it to try to eat me again before i can find it. I figure I’ll be able to catch it pretty soon here. It’s gotta be slowing down, right? Cause it’s very well fed….on a side note: I now look like I have the...
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Yesterday, I woke up on the wrong side of...
I’ve been under the weather for a couple days now, but that hasn’t stopped me from having to do insane amounts of physical labor. I’ve been getting our house ready to go on the market. Part of that included climbing on the ridiculously steep roof to do some post-hurricane clean up. I nearly fell off…true story. I have a couple swollen toes to prove it. So, after a full day...
August 2011
13 posts
Another week...
…another battle.
Is vs. Is not
Should vs. Should not
Want vs. Want not
Will vs. Will not
This week was a stalemate…and so, I sit alone.
Went for my typical morning walk today, and it was nearly impossible to do! There were leaves, twigs and small trees everywhere. I felt like I was in a video game with all the obstacles I had to avoid. Sheesh! It’s looks like a freaking hurricane came through here!…oh wait…
“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is...”
– Mother Teresa
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
“People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the...”
– St. Augustine
3 little ships
So, today I came across a lady who claims her name is Nina Santa-Maria…$10 says her middle name is Pinta.
it's gonna be an awesome week...
I knew my mom-in-law was planning to come into town some time this month, but I didn’t know what day. I’ve been asking B for over a week now to tell me when she would be getting here, and he kept saying he’d call to find out, but never did.
So, this afternoon, I found out she’d be getting here this evening…SURPRISE! She was here before I even got off work. I wanted...
Perhaps I'm being overdramatic, but Night = Ruined...
So, I went to Wendy’s to get some nuggets. I pull up to the window and tell the lady I want 5-piece nuggets. She assumes I want spicy nuggets, so I politely correct her. She verifies the change and I confirm. I take the bag from the window, and peek in to make sure there are nuggets, assuming that after our little exchange the nuggets are regular, not spicy, because it’s too dark to be sure. So, I...
“This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you...”
– Unknown
July 2011
6 posts
I think I want...
to sew again.
I used to design/make my clothes in high school. a handy skill when your legs are too long and you’re build straight as a stick. At this point, I haven’t gotten out the sewing machine in over 3 years!
Granted, I don’t really have room for it. The machine itself isn’t too big, but the event that is creating even the smallest garment takes a lot of space....
Plan for the day:
Wake up too early so I can get ready for work. I might even eat something if I’m lucky (though that would require having food in the house)
Work job number 1 from 8-5
In the bathroom at work: change out of one job’s wardrobe into the other job’s clothes.
Drive in 5 o’clock traffic in 100 degree weather to get to the second job.
Work at job número dos from...
I don't like being in this big empty house by...
…I’m a little creeped out.
Sibling rivalry.
I went to the restroom only to find a heated debate over who used the soap first when wading their hands. It went as follows:
Younger sibling: I win!
Older sibling: I won.
Younger sibling: I win!
Older sibling: I won.
Younger sibling: I win!
Older sibling: I won.
Younger sibling: I win!
Older sibling: I won.
This continued for the majority of the time I was in the restroom.
June 2011
6 posts
So, with the storm going on, we’ve had a couple power outages today. But the most recent one happened while I was taking a poo…not cool.
“Educate a man, and you educate an individual - educate a woman, and you educate...”
– Agnes Cripps
Just dealt with a 7yo’s birthday party, and I’m rethinking ever having kids
Woke up this morning at the exact time that I needed to be leaving for work. Thus, I left for work at the exact time I needed to be clocking in. Got to work and I heard the phone inside ringing while I was trying to unlock the door. My boss then called my cell wondering why i wasn’t answering the store phone. Since my key is busted, it took me literally 7 min to get the door...
FUCKING PISSED!
What is it about a man in a kilt?
B got his sports kilt for the Scottish games today, and he modeled it around the house for us. He looked so freakin sexy it was ridiculous! Even the lesbians wanted in on the action. And I can’t blame them; his legs in that kilt could turn straight men gay. /swoon
May 2011
7 posts
Loud as F*ck!
We have a third roommate now. She’s Steph’s best friend, and she seems really sweet…BUT they stay up all night every night and just giggle aaaaallllllllllllll night looooonnggg. I’m glad they’re having fun, but I have enough issues sleeping as is. Now I have this shiz too? …I haven’t slept in days.
Charlie: are you mad at me?
Jake: what was your first clue?
Charlie: well, frankly, your dismissive attitude toward boobs.
“To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is...”
– Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio
Dirty? Or not dirty? That is the question...
“I just yanked it a couple times, and it came.”
-this quote brought to you by: a girl I work with
“That’s a good point, bear. Let’s try that.”
– Stella (how I met your mother)
I'm not a fan of being sick...just throwing that...
We’re down to the last roll of toilet paper. I don’t want to go to the store right now even thought I know it won’t last through tomorrow…might not even last through tonight. And now I have to blow my nose, but I can’t; I mustn’t waste this valuable resource!
April 2011
17 posts
